too good to be true...

here is a a list of things that are to good to be true or end up having a catch...
silicone boobs, butt, anything..
santa claus
botox
fidelity
poligamy
freedom, the word free, or anything that's free
gold for cash
blindfolds
skin thin condoms
c- sections
men who have babies
menopause
surrogates
hallucenating drugs, mushrooms...
limbo, purgatory, sleep, coma...
tooth fairy
leprachaun at the other side of the rainbow
coupons
fine print
people who smile all the time and never get mad
clowns
people who are extremely friendly, too many friendly neighbors
a new car brought to your house
a second chance, new opportunity
a job promotion, salary raise
being in love or in a relationship, and not cry, suffer, fight or get mad
not crying
not laughing
a person that says they dont listen to music
a person that does nothing, has no plans or goals, or job,or inheritance, or married, yet is wealthy.

a full time hobby
a lifetime supply of orgasms
angelina jolie at your door, and not to collect your siblings.
ricky martin at your door, with his wife.
michael jackson at your door, telling you to come with him to neverland, not his mansion.

shakira at your door, dancing, well, that i'd understand. hips don't lie!
the guy from "supersize me" with Jared from Subway, bringing you chinese food.

the read-head "wendy's girl", wendy calling you, to invite you to Popeyes.
monogamy
diets
lottery and sweepstakes....
instructions...
anything that runs with batteries...
anything that comes with the batteries...
anything that involves lightbulbs
discounts or anything extremely cheap
magic and illusion stuff...
food that has been uneaten in months...
medicine
talking pets, imaginary friends and anything that magically comes to life