I just wanna say.....

HAPPY NEW YEAR PEOPLE!
Don't shoot in the air, have fun!
Welcome 2011!!!
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Lesbianas?

Cuando escuchas la palabra lesbiana, piensas en mujeres. siempre. Le preguntas a alguien sobre alguien, y le dices a esa persona que eres lesbiana, ellos piensan, mujeres con otras mujeres & sexo con mujeres. en fin. mujeres. Ahora, cuando estas alrededor de muchas lesbianas a diario, escuchas otras palabras que no son mujeres, ni sexo. y estas palabras son:

-drama
-infidelidad
-psychos (refiriéndose a las mujeres obsesivas y locas...)
-amistad

Comencemos con Mujeres ya que es el tema principal.

tenemos a todo tipo de mujeres lesbianas por ahí. En este caso para explicar de que hablo, voy a mencionar estereotipos sociales, categorías, etc. para que entiendas. y hablare en torno a lesbianas puertorriqueñas porque no me he puesto a observar lesbianas de otros países. por ahora. 

• las curiosas y los fideos (se ablandan cuando las calientan): Estas mujeres están en todos lados, la mayoría obviamente son de apariencia de extrema feminidad, mujeres "straight" que cuando beben, o se encariñan con alguna otra mujer que les parezca atractiva, experimentan. Esas que se preguntan a si mismas que hay con el sexo entre mujeres, las que se dejan llevar por la moda, las que son open-minded, las pan-sexuales que no importa el genero, después de que le guste.... etc. Estas mujeres por lo general, la gran mayoría, prueban, les gusta (si la experiencia fue buena) y se quedan con ese pensamiento, y algún día, prueban de nuevo. Hay otras que prueban, tienen una mala experiencia y no prueban, generalizando que el sexo lesbico,sieeempre va a ser asi. error. de las que tienen su momento, prueban y siguen con sus vidas heterosexuales y las que no se atreven por el que dirán, por que no conocen, por que no tienen la mínima idea, pero que esa idea les encantaría conocer, así que se besan con mujeres que sean mejores amigas y ebrias. Es bien raro que pasen por la experiencia y luego sigan sus vidas heterosexuales como si nada, pero las que lo han logrado, felicidades. Las que no, pobrecitas. especialmente si vives en PR. LOL. (depende del pueblo. y de la mujer claro.) 

• Las de Closet, homofobicas (pero puras pro-mujeres por dentro, en negación)- Ay... Jajaja! estos casos son bien especiales. la mayoría de mis amistades que ahora son super lesbianas y no cambiarían a las mujeres por ningún hombre, eran las personas que mas homofobia tenían!negaban hasta lo ultimo que no eran lesbianas... ellas dicen que odiaban tener gente libremente homosexual a su lado, que eran capaces de meterle una 'zumba' a cualquier mujer que las mirara fijamente por mas de 20 segundos y cualquier hombre que hablara mas agudo que ellas. Ahora? ellas son las que miran fijamente a otras mujeres! y por mas de 20segundos! LOL.

• Femmes (Lesbianas "Girly" que visten femenina-mente): Este termino es generalmente sobre el aspecto fisico de ponerte tacos, trajecitos, secarte el pelo, etc. pero algunas tambien categorizan a las lesbianas femme que son suaves, pasivas, sumisas aunque esto no es enteramente cierto; hay mujeres que son completamente femmes y NO necesariamente son pasivas. pero en este extremo digamos que la mayoria de las veces si. pero dejame seguir, que me voy a otro tema... Las mujeres catalogadas como femmes, pueden ser confundidas con una mujer straight como una mujer straight puede ser confundida tambien, pero eso depende de tu Gay-Dar y como actúa esta mujer... 

• Versátiles: Mujeres que visten normal, ni muy femenina, ni muy fuerte... que en aspectos sexuales, dan y reciben placer, y no están en ningún extremo.

• Butch-Femme: las Mujeres que son suaves de personalidad, pero físicamente visten o son un poco del lado de extremo fuerte...

• Y Finalmente las Butch: las que están en el extremo fuerte, las que (la mayoría) son 'activas' en el sexo...

Ya que terminamos eso, vamos al sexo. si, sexo. es un tema simple. para empezar, los que tienen buen sexo, tienen buena concentración, buena practica. punto. Se usan los juguetes sexuales, la boca y las manos y obviamente el cuerpo. Ya.

Están las que son pasivas & reciben el placer o son estimuladas físicamente por su pareja sexual activa. Las versátiles que dan y reciben placer físico, y las activas que dan. No te dejes llevar por el físico, porque te podrías llevar par de sorpresas. conozco a mujeres que físicamente son fuertes, pero sexualmente son de preferencias pasivas. al igual que hay mujeres femme que solamente les gusta dar. eso depende de cada persona, y lo que le guste. así que no generalice! Están las que les gusta todo, las que solamente les gusta el sexo oral, las que le gusta la penetración, las que no les gusta.... como dije, eso depende de cada persona. 

El sexo entre mujeres es algo mucho mas emocional que el sexo heterosexual, no porque yo sea feminista, sino porque, hello? has visto dos amigas llorando, bochinchando, jangueando? imagínate dos mujeres extremadamente emocionales, extremadamente frescas teniendo sexo... seria un maratón de risas, lagrimas & gritos. y por lo general, el sexo entre lesbianas es puramente intenso y nada superficial. alomejor por eso, sexualmente una lesbiana no estaría con un hombre por la experiencia mas bien mental e intimo.. y hay hombres que no entienden eso, dicen : -"ah, pero si yo tengo lo real, lo que te puede gustar... lo que puedes sentir, estas pulgadas venosas de placer masculino...etc." yo digo, que un orgasmo lo puede dar cualquiera, de cualquier cosa, no tiene que necesariamente ser un pene real. no es como si tu vagina dice en algún lado, "desde el principio de la creación, en las vaginas solamente pueden penetrar penes reales, mas nada." los cuerpos no vinieron con un panfleto de instrucciones de como recibir placer... y que solamente se recibiría placer por medio de penes. es la verdad. porque si es así, los penes dirían, "este pene solamente puede penetrar vaginas solamente vaginas para el placer sexual." lo cual dudo que alguno tenga eso escrito, porque luego que pasaría con la masturbación & el sexo anal? ah? no pensaron en eso ah! Concluyendo, todos tienen el libre albedrío de acostarse con quien quieran, al igual que la gente homosexual deja que la gente heterosexual se acuesten con quien quieran... el discrimen es tema de otro día.

Hablemos de Drama, Mujeres Psycho, Infidelidad, Sexo entre amistades..... Controversia! no? si eres una lesbiana y vives en Puerto Rico, sabes de que hablo. (como dije anteriormente, me estoy basando en la vida lesbiana puertorriqueña.) Que me dices de las ex que siguen llamándote, siguiéndote, vigilando tu Facebook, llenándote el buzón de entrada de todas tus cuentas incluyendo el celular de textos y mensajes privados, reclamando, exigiendo, peleando, llorando, perdonando, amenazando, cuestionando, casualmente saludando, bloqueando, mirando, comentando, ASFIXIÁNDOTE? Diciéndote que no te puede olvidar, que todavía te ama, que le des OTRA oportunidad (después de tantos intentos fallidos), que no puede vivir sin ti, que no puede vivir sin ti literalmente, que tiene una super depresión,que quiere hackear tu cuenta, que hackeo tu cuenta y vio tus mensajes, que quien es Ana Perez y porque te comento, que si estas con alguien, que si tuviste sexo con Ana Perez, que si piensas en ella, que si has tenido sexo últimamente, que si te has masturbado, que si tienes esos panties negros de la otra vez, que necesita buscar su cargador, que si quieres salir al cine, que si comiste o quieres comer, que te cocino, que va para tu casa con unas películas, que rompió tus cartas, que tiene tus fotos, que vio tu álbum de fotos nuevo, que te dedica una canción, que te envió algo bonito en el muro, que quiere verte, que piensa visitarte, QUE ESTA EN LA PUERTA DE TU CASA... ABRE! lol.

Si. la verdadera cara de la moneda de las bellisimas ex que al principio son sexys, misteriosas e inteligentes... las que quieres llamar a diario, ver a diario, escuchar su voz, verlas en esos panties negros, rogando que dejen su cargador en tu apartamento... pronto son las que evitas, las que ignoras, picheas, borras, bloqueas, consideras una orden de protección, pensamientos malignos de meterles una bofetada a ver si reaccionan que nunca volverán a estar juntas... quienes apodas la loca... quienes te hacen fumar y beber excesivamente, quienes te fatigan mentalmente, por quienes corres, por quienes duermes con los ojos abiertos por si acaso. lol.. que dramática. pero es la verdad. no se rinden! dile no a la completa dependencia emocional cuando no existe alguna esperanza!! yep.. lesbianas puertorriqueñas con psycherias. Dito. He dicho pueblo yo?? no. pero les aconsejo que no se tiren a convivir, envolverse, meterse, acostarse con la mujer si no la conoces bien bien, o al menos averigua sus antecedentes penales, récord policíaco, nombre completo y con quienes ha estado para que hagas una investigación completa del 'background' de esta mujer antes.. por tu seguridad.

Los otros dias hablaba con esta muchacha que me dijo que tenia un problema asi: una mujer "straight" se enamoro sola de ella, y ahora no queria alejarse... y la muchacha estaba sorprendida por la actitud psycho de su pretendiente, esta mujer es de Cayey. cuidado. entonces yo le dije que tuviera en mente, que si consideraba que la gran mayoría de las féminas cayeyanas eran lesbianas, y que la gran mayoría de estas lesbianas cayeyanas eran psycho, realmente no se sorprendería si lo fueran! (apliquen este consejo para todos los pueblos... las cosas están malas.)

Que tu me dices de que las lesbianas puertorriqueñas no pueden guardar secretos, que no puedan mantener sus asuntos personales para si mismas, que tengan un chisme nuevo cada semana, que se peleen entre amistades, que se acuesten entre si, que se compartan, que tomen turnos en recoger saliva (& fluidos corporales de sus amigas) que hagan loqueras de orgías y threesomes (olvidándose de la amistad & la ética) para luego arrepentirse, de las peleas en la disco tirándose botellas, halando pelo, figando, raspando carros con llaves, dando bofetadas, maldiciendo, formando odio, enemistad & discordia, vengándose, guardando rencor en su mismo grupo de amistades... y luego comenzar de nuevo con otro chisme? te suena? apuesto a que la mayoría han estado, estarán, ESTÁN en un chisme con lesbianas envueltas... si? creo que no hay nada peor que pelear con mujeres por mujeres... y casi siempre cuando peleas por esa mujer, la mujer en cuestión rara la vez vale la pena.... donde existe la lealtad, la VERDADERA amistad? la etica? la moral? donde existe? En Puerto Rico no es! 

Infidelidad. Hmph. Infidelidad. Debo explicar la infidelidad en el lesbianismo en Puerto Rico? Piensa en tu mente quien es la persona mas infiel que conozcas??? si no fue una mujer que pensaste, pues piensa que las lesbianas van antes que esa persona. Si realmente no estas dispuesto a tener un compromiso de fidelidad con una persona o eres una persona polígama, no entres a una relación seria. Y si lo estas considerando, termina tu relación, si quieres probar otras bocas, termina la relación, si tienes pareja pero te gusta la amiga de ella, termina tu relación, si piensas en otra mujer y estas teniendo sexo con otra mujer, debes terminarlo. quédate sola. te sientes infeliz, insegura, sofocada, incompleta, vacía, sola, TERMINA CON ESO. Así, evitaras drama, chismes, peleas, botellazos, enemigos, depresiones, borracheras feas, lagrimas.

Algo mas que quieras saber sobre el lesbianismo puertorriqueño?

Gay Sex Vs. Straight Sex

Before Judging and Inventing that you know the facts about homosexuality and the society's way of acting, having sex, etc. you should read the real facts.


Gay Sex Vs. Straight Sex


There, i said it!

my personal opinion, later......

circumstances.

How is it that a simple circumstance can change everything?

circumstance

▶noun

• 1 a fact or condition connected with or relevant to an event or action.

we all have those moments when we have this mental struggle and do this auto-analyzing assembly with ourselves where we try to conclude if our actions, thoughts, or future plans are right or wrong. see… when it comes to right or wrong, bad or good; all actions and thoughts are relative just because of the circumstance you’re in…

let’s say for example, you like someone, and this person happens to be taken… and in taken I mean, in a relationship. So, we think about various factors:

-how serious is this relationship?

-how much do I like this person?

-what is the relationship I have with this person’s other half?

-what do I want from this affaire?

-can I control it?

-why am I in this triangle?

-am I respecting myself?

etc. etc. etc. So, when it comes to myself, I observe the situation and circumstance, but in the end, we just do whatever goes, whatever we want, whatever we feel… until we get into trouble, or something happens… something more serious than a casual calling sex kissing adrenaline hiding scary but exciting affaire.. like, your feelings get involved, they’re feelings get involved, jealousy starts knocking on your door, you want them to choose, you meet someone else, the other person doesn’t like to share you even though you’re sharing them… blah blah blah.

Let’s say you do like this person, a lot, it grows with time and quality moments, and you’re friends with the other half… ouch. you start going out with them, staying at their house when necessary, gaining trust, having exciting moments when you bump into person, and all those nice sexy things that end in DRAMA! so, what to do? how can you overthink the circumstance and end things? forget about your wants, needs & desires and do what is morally right? tough one huh? I just think life is so relative that you can have everything and anything you want in your favor and get away with it… yes, it is possible. hmph… we are so convenient and sexually uncontrollable creatures….

to be continued………

Random & short question...

In the movie "LymeLife", Alec Baldwin is questioned about his unfaithful ways to his wife by his son.. And he answers: -it's hard to be a man... You have to get the money to support the family, be a father, and be a husband.... But... I already have the money, i'm a 50% and bad father, and i'm cheating on my wife...so... HOW HARD IS IT TO BE A MAN??!!

Homosexualidad, etc.

Llega a tu propia conclusión.

No hablare en párrafos completos, sino, en puntos específicos o ideas.....

Definiciones:

• fase- f. Cada uno de los estados sucesivos de una cosa que cambia o se desarrolla
• lesbiano, na- [Amor o tipo de relación] que se establece entre mujeres homosexuales
• exclusividad- f. Inexistencia de algo igual
• homosexualidad- f. Inclinación sexual hacia personas del mismo sexo o Relación sexual entre personas del mismo sexo.
• sexo- Condición orgánica que distingue al macho de la hembra en los seres humanos,los animales y las plantas,Conjunto de seres pertenecientes a un mismo sexo, Órganos genitales externos o Sexualidad,atracción o placer sexual.
• sociedad-f. Conjunto de personas que conviven y se relacionan dentro de un mismo espacio y ámbito cultural, Agrupación natural o pactada de personas o animales,con el fin de cumplir,mediante la mutua cooperación,todos o alguno de los fines de la vida, Conjunto de personas o instituciones que actúan unidas para conseguir un mismo fin.

Ideas incompletas sobre mi opinion personal...........

-Pienso que ser homosexual no es algo que decides como un estilo de vida. a quien le gustaria escojer una vida de discrimen, odio, desprecio, disfraces, disimular, desconfianza e indiferencia? 

-Los orgasmos son bienvenidos y nunca despreciados.

-mucha gente desarrolla sus gustos, a base de lo visual y no lo que experimentan o sienten.

-Según la religion, dios nos creo a todos diferentes y nos ama sin importar quienes seamos... porque crear un humano con todas sus características, y luego castigarlo por ser asi? 

-Donde esta el libro de la sociedad que dice como debemos ser y con quien debemos estar? no podemos correr de nosotros mismos... si conoces una persona que es homosexual y no lo aceptas o no quieres que sea asi, quiere decir que eres una persona egoista... porque tal vez si fuera al contrario, esa persona... te dejaria ser feliz?... 

-El amor se manifiesta en una retrajila de formas. el amor es bienvenido, la felicidad es bienvenida sin importar quien, como, cuando y donde......

- si dios quiere que lo amemos sobre todas las cosas, que te hace pensar que el no ama a los homosexuales sobre todas las cosas? 

-las personas homofobicas son personas de mente con ideas limitadas & cerradas, o inseguros de su propia sexualidad.

- La gente tiende por naturaleza a actuar basado en su nivel de miedo.. y eso influye en como nos relacionamos y actuamos.

-Todo es relativo: el sexo, las creencias, la vista de la homosexualidad, la religion, la vista de dios hacia el mundo....o sea, que depende como lo veas, de quien lo veas, lo que pienses...etc.

-Conteste estas preguntas: Te gusta el sexo? porque? que es lo mas que te gusta de el? quien te gusta? hombre o mujer? porque te gusta el sexo que te gusta? has estado enamorad@? si amas o amabas a esa persona, que diferencia haría si fuera otro sexo?

- la orientación sexual, conducta sexual y identidad sexual son 3 diferentes términos.

-a veces la gente siempre le importa mas, hacer las cosas de la manera "correcta", ser "normal", o ser social-mente aceptados.. pero, eres feliz?

Sera continuado............

"Labels"

Labels. Now, when you hear or read this word you can think of any possible term. Stickers, Kinds, Types, People, Society, Groups, Clubs...you name it. Now, Why do "we" label? and by "we" i mean Society. You go to the supermarket and you have all kinds of labels to tell you what is what. That is exactly what a label does, it orients, guides,or generally defines or  tells you what is what. But, in this case, the "what is what" is determined by who? society. Therefore, people tend to put things in place so they can stay oriented or updated on what is what. It's not all to define, but it is also to know; like for example, that's why we have names and last-names, nicknames..etc. But today folks, you and me know that i'm not going to talk about supermarkets or names. It's about Society having these labels, and putting them on people's foreheads based on what they generally represent, what they look like, who they're friends with, what they talk about, what they like, who they like, where they live or work, or eat.. and so on. It's like society has this big dictionary of labels where everyone has a sticker on their forehead, or maybe a few. Let's start mentioning shall we?
-Fat, Obese, Big, Chubby, Unhealthy People
-Emos, gothics, Punk rockers, trashers, Moshers, diabolic or satanic people, Metal...
-Rednecks, Jocks, The religious fanatics or bible humpers, the populars, the Designated drivers, the burnouts,the alcoholics or anything that ends with -holics, the antisocial, the uncool,people who are always mad, the moody, the bitch, the ugly, the hot, the sexy, the smart, the beautiful, the clueless, the "blonde" or dumb people...
-the nerds, geeks, virgens, sluts, the promiscous, the rebels, the shy traumatized suicide people with issues, the bipolar, the obsesive compulsive people, the extremely social people, the life of the party, the party pooper, the magdalena crying people, the narsisisstic, the bulimic, vegetarians, vegans, ovolactovegetarians,the poets, the writers, the painters, the singers, the dancers, the musicians, the performers, the actors, the depressive people, the psychics and mediums, the ignorant, the mature
-the gays, faggots, butchs, dykes, femmes, butch-femmes,lesbians, transexuals, drags, transgender, crossdresser,the curious, the bisexual, the confused, the pansexuals, soft butchs, hard femmes, the actives, the passives, the masoquists, the sado-masoquists, the freaks, the nymphos, the asexuals, the people who have a parafilia or sexual disorder
-the sick people, poor people, rich people, frat guys, preppy guys, the hip-hoppers, the rappers, the hood, the ghetto, black fighting and robbing kind, white- scared of blacks kind, people who can't say the word "niggers", the stalkers, the psychos
-the Rastas,the surfers, the skaters, the Natty Dreads, the weirds, the odds, the crazy, the hippies, the drug addicts, the bums, the homeless, the charity givers, the tree club or nature freaks, girl scouts, the leaders,the artsy freaks, RPG freaks, game freaks, tech saavy, the wise, the superstitious, the failures, the drop-outs.........
And the list is much more longer than that. I'm pretty sure, some or most of you have identified yourselves or have labeled someone with one of the terms previously mentioned. I even felt bad while writing all those terms, not only because it's true that we all label, but, just like me, i know you have been unfairly and harshly label as well, at least once in your life. Just because a person looks a certain way, doesn't mean they are that way... I can talk about women without being gay or feminist, i can be overweight because of genes and not because i like to eat all day, i can be a gay man and also be respectful inside my job, school or society without looking at every man i see, i could be a teenager who made a mistake and get pregnant without having to be a "hoe", i can like to read and get good grades wtihout being a "geek" or even study 24-7.... Just because you listen to Rock, doesn't mean you're a Rocker, or just because you got skinny doesn't mean you're sick, bulimic or on depression. Man! People look around and they just label everyone, including their friends, including themselves... I think that nobody likes to be judged and labeled, everyone is unique and different. Even Identical twins aren't the same. We should all close the dictionary and get to know someone before automatically put the sticker on. Before you label, ask yourself: Do i really know this person? What i'm saying about this person, would it offend him-her? You can even think about how you'd feel if you were labeled or judged or called what you're about to call that person... We should end labels, because nobody is perfect and everybody deserves a chance to be themselves, to do what they feel like, to taste, say listen, hangout with...etc. I repeat, Everybody, is different. Stop the cliques, the clubs, the groups, because if you don't want to be labeled, don't label, if you don't want to be labeled, don't label or identify yourself with something just because it's written in the big book of "Society says.." start with yourself, and then we'll see about everybody else. So, in conclusion, like a Forum & Group i know (Liam Rawrd- creator) would say: "Ditch the Label"!

Apariencias

Mujeres que se hacen las mas Arrogantes y a cuarto cerrado le preguntan a sus amigas cuando se miran en el espejo, si las nalgas se le ven grandes. Hombres que se hacen los mas arrogantes, y a cuarto cerrado les hace falta su madre y lloraron en la pelicula " The Notebook". Mujeres que se quedan calladas y sonrien para hacerse las mas misteriosas y por dentro, es que realmente no saben nada del tema. Hombres que cuando hablas, se quedan callados y ocasionalmente contestan con un "ujum" cuando en realidad no les importa lo que les estas contando porque esta noche tu busto se ve espectacular. Mujeres que dicen que no saben jugar algo o hacer algo en un lugar lleno de hombres, cuando secretamente, si saben, solamente quieren la atencion. Muchos aparentamos demasiado y a puerta cerrada no somos ni la mitad de lo que presumimos. Es como una cierta forma de hipocresia hacia los demas, hacia nosotros mismos. Seria como enterarte que Jackie Chan en la vida real no sabe pelear, que una actriz de porno no sabe como besar o que una conejita Playboy tiene senos reales! Que te enteres que tu libro de auto-ayuda favorito fue escrito por Lindsay Lohan, que Pitbull no es un cubano sexy con malos acentos y muchas mujeres esperandolo en todos lados, y que en realidad la musica favorita de Ozzy Osbourne & Marilyn Manson es la bachata. Es tiempo de que dejes de levantarte todos los dias y te pongas la capucha invisible de Harry Potter y luego creas una imagen falsa de ti. Deja de salir a la calle, mintiendo, fingiendo, disimulando, escondiendo, omitiendo porque esa vida de mentiras y disfraces no te lo crees ni ti mism@. Quitate la faja y muestra esos chichos, quitate ese exceso de maquillaje y deja ver esos barritos temporales, deja de reirte tanto que anoche tu relacion seria con el amor de tu vida culmino...llora, abrazame tipo... canta aunque se te salgan los "gallitos",baila aunque tengas pies izquierdos, di que no sabes de algo y asi aprenderas de el, pregunta si tienes dudas o entra a "Google" mientras hablamos de conversaciones cultas e inteligentes con una retrajila de "palabras de domingo". Creo que ser tu mism@ no es tan dificil... mostrarle al mundo de tus verdaderas capacidades, talentos, habilidades, tradiciones familiares, emociones, creencias y opiniones porque eso es lo que te define. Acepta tus defectos y malas experiencias; enfrentalos y aprende de ellos... luego, mejora tu vida destacando tus cualidades y rodeandote en un ambiente de gente buena y optimista. Sueltate el pelo, o subete el zipper y hoy cuando salgas a la calle, Deja las apariencias y dejarte llevar por ellas. Todos somos diferentes. Todos. Asi que, se TU y busca siempre esos momentos felices momentaneos pero en la mente duraderas.

Girls.

Girls

Let's talk about girls this time. In this world there are different types of girls... Girls who think too much about themselves, who think too much about others... girls who fight too much, who cry too much, who giggle too much. Is it just me or is it that when it comes to the term "girl", you'll see there are ALOT of too much? we're emotionally, scientifically & socially the ones who have MORE.. more emotions, more complications, more dignity, more thoughts... well, you get the picture. You observe all around you, and as you can see on your own, there is a larger population of girls... in our classrooms, at the mall, at the beggining of all lines, the prefered, the sexier kind, the difficult kind. Girls, since the beggining of time, have been given more opportunities, more respect, more taboos, more privileges, more erogenous zones. Girls have so many capacities that in the past were prohibited by the world being dominated by "fear" and by fear i mean, a little human form called man. Well, not anymore! I think men always kept women cleaning, reproducing, ironing...etc. cause they knew what they had at their houses.... a powerful form called woman. Today, in most cultures, Women are now first, respected, always have a seat, a chance to be listened to, and a free space so we girls can tell all of our jokes; confident that men will laugh and pretend to care or hear everything we say... yeah, life is beautiful. Adam was so stupid to listen to Eve and bite the fruit that brought misery and is ending the world. Women have unleashed hell. Now, that being said, let's move on to more interesting things, like  a Girl's body. We have so many hormones, it's not even funny. We got our G-spot inside; hiding and "hard to find", we got our weirdly arranged vagina which we pee and orgasm in two different areas, we have hanging boobs with sensible circles of all colors, and we have the most beautiful inventions ever made; our beloved clitoris which is the button to paradise, i mean, why commit suicide? when all your problems can go away with a nicely aroused and satisfied clitoris? then there's the term "cleavage" which does so many miracles in so many mysterious ways... and of course, our beautiful mind full of things we use, things we abuse, things we don't use. I've never been able to understand women who justify the fact that they cannot orgasm, the fact that men are the dogs, why people get so intimidated, why people say girls overreact... I say, you don't orgasm because you have lack of concentration, a sucky sexual partner, a trauma, a fear of some kind, or you just don't want to. Okay, some men are dogs by nature, some by nuture, and some become them by girls who are dogs as well... so, what's your excuse, what's your explanation? Intimidation, that i understand... Women are the fountain of life and men are the water tubes and electric crap that makes us work, but we are smart, wise, powerful, independent, unique and all girls have the capacity to control anything and anyone with their minds, and sex appeal. it's the truth. Let them be intimidated! I rather someone be intimidated of my capacities than disappointed by what i represent. Scrotum? who needs it, we got courage of our own! be proud of yourself, accept and love your self! Girls overreact, well, some do... but, PMS is a term invented by men so they can have an excuse to tolerate you because he can't understand you, or can't control or change your mood swings. But, come on, of course we overreact! We have to maintain our dignity, family image, role model stuff, we have menstruation, selfish sex, take care of everybody, make everything looking like home, cook like our grandmothers and mothers, we have the the stretch marks, unnecessary cellulitis, we have the cramps, different fluids coming from different places, we can't publicly use the bathroom, we blow dry our hair before the rain, we don't always get laid in highschool if we have tons of pimples and non-stop growing hairs unless we can blow, we don't look mature with beards-goatees-mustaches or chest hair, we don't look cool smoking or in a drunken state, we don't look cool saying bad words, or even doing whatever we want! Who WOULDN'T overreact?? but actually we don't just overreact, we also tend to over-think things, over accomplish, overload, over interpret....which makes me get to the conclusion that all this post has are words like, too much, over, more, alot... all words or phrases in big cuantity. I look around, always analyzing everything and everyone, oops, big cuantity again! We are admired by our grace, decency (some), nice manners, values, femininity, cause we always want to smell like flowers or candy, can wear any color in clothing without being questioned, be in masculine sport and still look sexy, eat food in a special way, dance without our sexual orientation being questioned, sweat less,have big smiles,can be poorly bad at sex and be excused, have much more clothing and shoe stores, use the men's bathroom without being pepper-sprayed at, more sexual toys or arousal toys, get waited on, tell someone they like them without being rejected, ask anybody to dance, dance with their friends, can giggle without being stupid, can cry without jeopardizing our "womanhood",can cry at any movie we'd like in public, cry at our birthday, can be a  single mom without looking weird, have soft voices, soft skin, wash our hair with tons of products and pluck our eyebrows without being metrosexual. We also can just want to go out with friends to dance only and make-out or have sexual encounters with other girls without being socially taken out or considered gay. You see, i can list tons of things why anybody would love to be a girl or at least have all of our advantages! People are more jealous, nice to us,  and we can pretty much justify everything with curiosity, the phrase "because i said so" or like Cindy Lauper would emphasize... "Girls just want to have fun!" Woman, be proud that you're the stronger sex and therefore have all control over the world! Soon, i will discuss the disadvantages of being a girl, and the other side of Pink. Long live Eve!

"Heterosexual Foreplay for Dummies" Just Saying!

Why must people be so predictable... or be speculative. remember, we are all different. we have different senses, we do not feel the same...like for example, women who are soft, have soft hands, therefore, they touch softly... and others are not so soft, maybe because they're or more sexual and hardcore, or they have masculine characteristics...(muscles, sporty...etc) but just because a women is not soft doesn't mean she automatically likes women, and it goes the same for saying that all soft women like men. And in Men, well mostly all guys are had as in they're stronger and have rough hands, touch...etc. but in soft guys, they tend to be or picky, clean, narsisistic, metrosexual or with feminine characteristics. this is a taboo and also a neverending story, which has alot of sides and discussion topics. so, that being said, i think everyone should consider the other person first, observate them and get to know how they are, what do they talk about and what they like, instead of trying to score and get in bed with them, because tonight you're feeling aroused and feel the need to satisfy your sexual desires. we are all sexual starting with the fact that we all are conceived, exist, or whatever by the effect of the primary cause; sex. lets start with an example.... lets say im at a party with my friends, personally when im out partying im only thinking about just that, partying. so, all i have in mind is the ambience, the fun, the merriment, the drinks, the music, dj...etc. so, while i have all these things in mind, before i arrived this party, i was at home getting ready, getting dressed. so, when you get dressed, you think about lots of things. but most importantly you think of appearance. appearance is everything. i make sure ive thought of every single detail in my physical appearance. when i get dressed you think about who has seen you in what, combining things, accesorizing, looking according to place or mood, and importantly i think about what might happen, who might be there etc.. everyone, most of the time, even if its unconsciously, always like to be prepared..for what? sex, conversation, kissing, meeting...even though thats not the reason we went out for. so thats why we girly girls like having a purse with a bunch of junk we usually dont need it all but its still good to have em just in case, like for example; lipgloss, make-up, gum, paper, condoms, lotion, money, etc. (these items are like the emergency meeting or sex first aid kit for girls) and we girls, worry about breath and underwear, very important...underwear must be sexy but comfortable, and combined! so moving on to where im at a club... lets say im dancing alone but in a friend circle, observating my surroundings, and this guy who has NOT read me, just liked me by looks, stares, or asks me to dance... he's probably going to get turned on in the next 2 minutes by the way im dancing, but personally, even though i noticed, i dont really care. lol. so, lets say i know this guy, cute but mysterious, his friends are around and kind of close but not right next to him like mine are, and in some point of the night, i manage to sneak away from the public eye, go outside, answer some questions he already knows, have some 10 minute innocent flirt, get persuaded for a 3 minute french kiss...kissing, wow, where do i start? men tend to kiss hardly, put their alcohol beer tongues all up in your throat, and try to make it more romantic by closing their eyes...so they already got their tongue doing the spiral dance, and he's already ready to have sex. i would only proceed if we had more time, a spaced place, and more arousal... instead, he wants you in his friends car for 30-45 minutes where its very uncomfortable, and he takes his penis out through the zipper opening and looks at you with this horny-but-trying-to-not-act-desperate smile, to see what he can get; a blow, a kiss on the tip, or just do the expected. so, there's this foreplay where he's "rough but cant help it cause im a man with raging hormones" and he wants you naked in a split minute which is not happening cause you prefer to just show him boobs he can arouse... and really, rough guys do not know how to suck, or either theyre too rushed to even bother getting me going... note: nipples that are not sensitive due to my normal state,( as in, im not horny yet) are not to be pulled or bitten, damn dog! and when theyre done doing that, its off with "the finger" which sounds real funny when i say that term like it was a Johnny Knoxville Jackass type movie, anyways, he wants to finger you without you being lubricated, like, hello? be at least considerate, suck on your finger, ask me for some lotion or id be gladly to suck on your finger for my self and proper lubrication! honestly, there should be a book called "heterosexual foreplay for dummies" LOL that would change lives... so yeah, back to me with panties down (sexy panties which i thought hard about, that are now on the floor completely ignored..why bother?)and skirt up to my belly (which in its left pocket has my cellphone vibrating non-stop cause my friends are looking for me) and suddenly i start to think about the person who im making out with...he's hot, so im thinking, as a girl, -"wait till i tell the girls who i was with!!" its kinda messed up but totally true! but if he were ugly id be like -"why am i here? he doesnt even know how to foreplay... my friends are not going to know about this, i'll just say i was talking to mom outside..." which is more messed up, cause why hook up in the first place? a question that remains unanswered. so, even though i can do him the favor, giving the favor back is completely out of the question, cause then a pleasure vs. favor discussion comes to mind and theres no time for that, hes already off to the next step. so, guys are only thinking about their own orgasm, and i have to automatically stop thinking so much cause then i will leave this backseat tonight orgasm-less. if the guy is not arousing you, thats the cue to stop thinking and start touching yourself. so, hes getting pretty into it and im distracted by the phony dirty talk, like, "do you like that" and the stupid question "should i put it in?" so, if he didnt bring a condom, he'll try to persuade me & tell me he or comes late, or knows when to pull out...which i didnt hear in neither of those options, "its better to practice safe-sex, cause im broke and ignorant in case you get pregnant, and plus, herpes is out there, and we're not dating"...oh! there i go, into my mind again.. so, in this case, the guy does have a condom, which he does his thing, puts it on, while i manage to think of the next step, quick. he plays with his prized posession, and now we're off to the awkward tag team thinking about what position to go for... since we're in a tight car,  i guess i can lay down for missionary and uncomfortably rest my head between the cup holders from the door, the window handle and the window, and he lays heavily on top, and manages to play a 5 minute games of "find the hole" and "im tall, my legs are long and i guess ill put my feet in the middle cup holders", so he accomodates his penis, while looking at me with his dirty expression, and i am trying not to fall, while at the same time i try to get one hand on my bean, and the other to hold him for controlled motion humps. 25 minutes have passed. this has to be quick. he starts getting the hang of it while im fiddling and arousing myself (thank you very much) while thinking that it kinda hurts, but he doesnt look like a all-night humper, so its ok. we hump, his penis slips out, we pause, he accomodates it again, back to humping, masculine moaning, fiddling. hes asking me annoying questions i dont want to answer, he's so into himself, so he thinks he's the sexiest man alive so i moan a little to encourage his orgasm. now, if it were in the sitting position, i would be put on the spot, cause he would be looking at my self conscious tits jumping, i would have to control the humping part, and he'd be all sweaty over my nicely pressed shirt...plus i wouldnt like to be sitting down looking at him and my tits, whats going on in the back of the car, the cars passing, and a front look of how long he is. so i rather be laying down, in his friends car, pressed on. so, bottom line, he comes like twice, saying its the best night ever, i came once, thanks to the poorly foreplay, the unreachable hand that couldnt nicely fiddle my bean, and because girls are harder to please, and theres not alot of time cause guys can seal their deal in 45 minutes. so, i act pleased, say that it wasnt the fiddling but his sexiness while humping so fast, and i put my clothes on, all wrinkled and smelling like back seat sex with an amateur, fix my hair, and get out of the car so i can secretly enter the club, buy a drink, and get questioned and smiled at by my friends... what a night! that guys probably describing the nice time hes had in dirty detail to his friends, and he stupidly points at me, so his friends could give me a thumbs up. nice. which i think i wouldve been happier to fast forward the night if we wouldve just done that anti-chemistry kissing and guessing what i liked, a selfish blow or hand-job and his phone number in case i wanted some mediocre sex again, cause we hit it off, and then go back, wash my semen covered hands and get back to dancing...but i guess i didnt think of that. so, in conclusion, i think some guys need to figure out what women want, and complement that with their own desires, and maybe we'd have better backseat sex. us, of course we do our homework; the magazine 'cosmopolitan' gives ladies a monthly fresh and creative class ideas of how to please men articles, which we read first. so, its your turn. surprise us!