Girls.

Girls

Let's talk about girls this time. In this world there are different types of girls... Girls who think too much about themselves, who think too much about others... girls who fight too much, who cry too much, who giggle too much. Is it just me or is it that when it comes to the term "girl", you'll see there are ALOT of too much? we're emotionally, scientifically & socially the ones who have MORE.. more emotions, more complications, more dignity, more thoughts... well, you get the picture. You observe all around you, and as you can see on your own, there is a larger population of girls... in our classrooms, at the mall, at the beggining of all lines, the prefered, the sexier kind, the difficult kind. Girls, since the beggining of time, have been given more opportunities, more respect, more taboos, more privileges, more erogenous zones. Girls have so many capacities that in the past were prohibited by the world being dominated by "fear" and by fear i mean, a little human form called man. Well, not anymore! I think men always kept women cleaning, reproducing, ironing...etc. cause they knew what they had at their houses.... a powerful form called woman. Today, in most cultures, Women are now first, respected, always have a seat, a chance to be listened to, and a free space so we girls can tell all of our jokes; confident that men will laugh and pretend to care or hear everything we say... yeah, life is beautiful. Adam was so stupid to listen to Eve and bite the fruit that brought misery and is ending the world. Women have unleashed hell. Now, that being said, let's move on to more interesting things, like  a Girl's body. We have so many hormones, it's not even funny. We got our G-spot inside; hiding and "hard to find", we got our weirdly arranged vagina which we pee and orgasm in two different areas, we have hanging boobs with sensible circles of all colors, and we have the most beautiful inventions ever made; our beloved clitoris which is the button to paradise, i mean, why commit suicide? when all your problems can go away with a nicely aroused and satisfied clitoris? then there's the term "cleavage" which does so many miracles in so many mysterious ways... and of course, our beautiful mind full of things we use, things we abuse, things we don't use. I've never been able to understand women who justify the fact that they cannot orgasm, the fact that men are the dogs, why people get so intimidated, why people say girls overreact... I say, you don't orgasm because you have lack of concentration, a sucky sexual partner, a trauma, a fear of some kind, or you just don't want to. Okay, some men are dogs by nature, some by nuture, and some become them by girls who are dogs as well... so, what's your excuse, what's your explanation? Intimidation, that i understand... Women are the fountain of life and men are the water tubes and electric crap that makes us work, but we are smart, wise, powerful, independent, unique and all girls have the capacity to control anything and anyone with their minds, and sex appeal. it's the truth. Let them be intimidated! I rather someone be intimidated of my capacities than disappointed by what i represent. Scrotum? who needs it, we got courage of our own! be proud of yourself, accept and love your self! Girls overreact, well, some do... but, PMS is a term invented by men so they can have an excuse to tolerate you because he can't understand you, or can't control or change your mood swings. But, come on, of course we overreact! We have to maintain our dignity, family image, role model stuff, we have menstruation, selfish sex, take care of everybody, make everything looking like home, cook like our grandmothers and mothers, we have the the stretch marks, unnecessary cellulitis, we have the cramps, different fluids coming from different places, we can't publicly use the bathroom, we blow dry our hair before the rain, we don't always get laid in highschool if we have tons of pimples and non-stop growing hairs unless we can blow, we don't look mature with beards-goatees-mustaches or chest hair, we don't look cool smoking or in a drunken state, we don't look cool saying bad words, or even doing whatever we want! Who WOULDN'T overreact?? but actually we don't just overreact, we also tend to over-think things, over accomplish, overload, over interpret....which makes me get to the conclusion that all this post has are words like, too much, over, more, alot... all words or phrases in big cuantity. I look around, always analyzing everything and everyone, oops, big cuantity again! We are admired by our grace, decency (some), nice manners, values, femininity, cause we always want to smell like flowers or candy, can wear any color in clothing without being questioned, be in masculine sport and still look sexy, eat food in a special way, dance without our sexual orientation being questioned, sweat less,have big smiles,can be poorly bad at sex and be excused, have much more clothing and shoe stores, use the men's bathroom without being pepper-sprayed at, more sexual toys or arousal toys, get waited on, tell someone they like them without being rejected, ask anybody to dance, dance with their friends, can giggle without being stupid, can cry without jeopardizing our "womanhood",can cry at any movie we'd like in public, cry at our birthday, can be a  single mom without looking weird, have soft voices, soft skin, wash our hair with tons of products and pluck our eyebrows without being metrosexual. We also can just want to go out with friends to dance only and make-out or have sexual encounters with other girls without being socially taken out or considered gay. You see, i can list tons of things why anybody would love to be a girl or at least have all of our advantages! People are more jealous, nice to us,  and we can pretty much justify everything with curiosity, the phrase "because i said so" or like Cindy Lauper would emphasize... "Girls just want to have fun!" Woman, be proud that you're the stronger sex and therefore have all control over the world! Soon, i will discuss the disadvantages of being a girl, and the other side of Pink. Long live Eve!